[Who knew he was inviting God's most precious doomsday prepper into his home? (Except it's kind of cute. Don't expect him to admit it! And don't expect for Wade to explain why sometimes he's added to it, like maybe there's bandages with kitties on them that's found its way into a first-aid kit.)
He's framing that glowing praise, buddy.
Once he can get out of bed and isn't being crushed. You know, this isn't bad per se, but it's like of like when a panther's laying in your lap and its paw is just sort of hovering right over your groin. Like. One wrong move and pow, you're regrowing your junk for the third time this week.
As an example. Purely hypothetical.]
Nathan Cable Cableson. [Wade could shove him, probably hard enough to even send him launching, but... ugh. He's running on three hours of sleep and maybe he's incredibly soft when you dig around the hard, rotten-fish outer shell of him. Al never cuddled with him.] Don't make me do it.
[He's gonna do it! He's doing it. It's the kind of thing he comes up with as the lesser of two evils, with one just pushing Cable off -- and the second, the one he picks, just licking his cheek to wake him up.
Ew, actually.] That was way less fun than I was expecting.
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He's framing that glowing praise, buddy.
Once he can get out of bed and isn't being crushed. You know, this isn't bad per se, but it's like of like when a panther's laying in your lap and its paw is just sort of hovering right over your groin. Like. One wrong move and pow, you're regrowing your junk for the third time this week.
As an example. Purely hypothetical.]
Nathan Cable Cableson. [Wade could shove him, probably hard enough to even send him launching, but... ugh. He's running on three hours of sleep and maybe he's incredibly soft when you dig around the hard, rotten-fish outer shell of him. Al never cuddled with him.] Don't make me do it.
[He's gonna do it! He's doing it. It's the kind of thing he comes up with as the lesser of two evils, with one just pushing Cable off -- and the second, the one he picks, just licking his cheek to wake him up.
Ew, actually.] That was way less fun than I was expecting.