[There is no actual way that a teenager willingly approaches Karen and not only asks to see the fry cook, but asks to see him holding an actual basket. A pink basket. For a second, he's pretty sure it's a bomb. Has to be. So now he's gotta make sure Karen doesn't die in a bomb blast that some glaze-distributing asshole sent to him on a dare.
And maybe the kid too. Shit.
Wade takes the basket with a knife in his other hand.] If this is a bomb, I'm gonna have to cut off all your fingers.
[Dude. What? It's just a Valentine's thing.
Wade stares at him. Wait. That's why they've been asking for heart-shaped pancakes all day? He pops the knife back in his apron.] This never happened. [He passes the kid a few joolies, which leaves him standing awkwardly around with a hot pink basket from.
Okay, this is definitely not a Cable thing. Does he have a nemesis yet? Nemeses? Is this some attempt to humiliate him? Joke's on him, because he's gonna hang this basket up.
Right, there's a card. Okay.
Oh.
Wait. That -- he scented it?]
You're fucking kidding me.
[He balls up his apron and throws it into the back blindly, tugging the basket out to a table to pull out one item after another, exclusively catered to his horrible taste in everything, from BBQ sauce to movies to garish stuffies. He squeezes it. It's the ugliest thing he's ever seen.
It's perfect. That's getting a high-grade seat of respect in his kitchen. On top of the fridge or something.
He yells Karen over after he reads the card, because, yes, he has to show her every bit of it. To make sure this isn't some evil Gen-Z joke he doesn't know about (luckily: confirmed.)
Jesus Christ. Is he in the Twilight Zone?
Oh, now he's the Gen-Z, texting his boytoy on the clock. you sure you didnt send this to the wrong wade wilson? not gonna take it personally promise. easy mistake to make.
no i lied i'm gonna take it very personally. i might have to take his face and wear his skin. A perfectly normal response that he definitely does not have second thoughts about even though he already sent it. Moving on. What is his favourite, even? Actually the answer is basically "anything Harry might make" because this whole thing? This is a fucking novelty.
One he's pretty sure he did not earn. At all.
Didn't think he'd ever get anything like it again, either. im off in an hour. meet you at your own private siberia. promise ill be wearing clothes.
i'm punching the air rn
And maybe the kid too. Shit.
Wade takes the basket with a knife in his other hand.] If this is a bomb, I'm gonna have to cut off all your fingers.
[Dude. What? It's just a Valentine's thing.
Wade stares at him. Wait. That's why they've been asking for heart-shaped pancakes all day? He pops the knife back in his apron.] This never happened. [He passes the kid a few joolies, which leaves him standing awkwardly around with a hot pink basket from.
Okay, this is definitely not a Cable thing. Does he have a nemesis yet? Nemeses? Is this some attempt to humiliate him? Joke's on him, because he's gonna hang this basket up.
Right, there's a card. Okay.
Oh.
Wait. That -- he scented it?]
You're fucking kidding me.
[He balls up his apron and throws it into the back blindly, tugging the basket out to a table to pull out one item after another, exclusively catered to his horrible taste in everything, from BBQ sauce to movies to garish stuffies. He squeezes it. It's the ugliest thing he's ever seen.
It's perfect. That's getting a high-grade seat of respect in his kitchen. On top of the fridge or something.
He yells Karen over after he reads the card, because, yes, he has to show her every bit of it. To make sure this isn't some evil Gen-Z joke he doesn't know about (luckily: confirmed.)
Jesus Christ. Is he in the Twilight Zone?
Oh, now he's the Gen-Z, texting his boytoy on the clock. you sure you didnt send this to the wrong wade wilson? not gonna take it personally promise. easy mistake to make.
no i lied i'm gonna take it very personally. i might have to take his face and wear his skin. A perfectly normal response that he definitely does not have second thoughts about even though he already sent it. Moving on. What is his favourite, even? Actually the answer is basically "anything Harry might make" because this whole thing? This is a fucking novelty.
One he's pretty sure he did not earn. At all.
Didn't think he'd ever get anything like it again, either. im off in an hour. meet you at your own private siberia. promise ill be wearing clothes.
Just felt like it needed to be said.]