[He's still Marvel Jesus even if he's been tossed out of the timeline. Again. Don't worry; his powers of salvation came with him. That's why he's saving Cable from the monotony of being asleep and waking up feeling fully rested and fulfilled.
Even though he ruined that for Wade first. Wade's just that selfless.]
Whoa, I didn't know we were going in for 4 a.m. body shaming, Bucky. I don't see you complainin' when I come home with an extra stack.
[Nope, there's no commitment to that push so Wade's staying right where he is. He's taking advantage of sleepy Cable because sleepy Cable's at least nine percent less likely to try to cut his dick off, and that's a win.] Aw, never had to work a soul-sucking retail job? You just lived out the cushy, post-apocalyptic life? [He flicks a piece of Cable's hair that has fallen woefully out of place back in line.] Look, I'm only offerin' because you might not remember this conversation in the morning, but you can quit. Do something else. Blow up some schools or set fire to a kids' playground. I make plenty to keep us here.
[Mostly 'cause he steals an ungodly amount of food from work and he's already made it a bad idea for the guy owning the place to fire him. Guts for garters, etc. etc. Also because he hasn't spent his joolies on coke. Yet. Glaze is great because that shit is cheaper.]
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[He's still Marvel Jesus even if he's been tossed out of the timeline. Again. Don't worry; his powers of salvation came with him. That's why he's saving Cable from the monotony of being asleep and waking up feeling fully rested and fulfilled.
Even though he ruined that for Wade first. Wade's just that selfless.]
Whoa, I didn't know we were going in for 4 a.m. body shaming, Bucky. I don't see you complainin' when I come home with an extra stack.
[Nope, there's no commitment to that push so Wade's staying right where he is. He's taking advantage of sleepy Cable because sleepy Cable's at least nine percent less likely to try to cut his dick off, and that's a win.] Aw, never had to work a soul-sucking retail job? You just lived out the cushy, post-apocalyptic life? [He flicks a piece of Cable's hair that has fallen woefully out of place back in line.] Look, I'm only offerin' because you might not remember this conversation in the morning, but you can quit. Do something else. Blow up some schools or set fire to a kids' playground. I make plenty to keep us here.
[Mostly 'cause he steals an ungodly amount of food from work and he's already made it a bad idea for the guy owning the place to fire him. Guts for garters, etc. etc. Also because he hasn't spent his joolies on coke. Yet. Glaze is great because that shit is cheaper.]