🎵 Believe it or not, Hugh isn't at home 🎵 🎷 Please leave a message at the beep 🎷 🎶 I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone 🎶 🎺 Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home! 🎺
[ However, context is for the weak. According to his random polar bear story, Wade evidently agrees. ]
Frankly, Wade, my attraction toward you is at a stunning deficit. And given the quality of the substance you were consuming when we first met, I would have to bear suspicion toward any yogurt of your choosing. If you can accept that I currently have no interest in either your loins or your yogurt, then perhaps an arrangement could be made.
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I did happen to enjoy the squirrels.
[ However, context is for the weak. According to his random polar bear story, Wade evidently agrees. ]
Frankly, Wade, my attraction toward you is at a stunning deficit. And given the quality of the substance you were consuming when we first met, I would have to bear suspicion toward any yogurt of your choosing. If you can accept that I currently have no interest in either your loins or your yogurt, then perhaps an arrangement could be made.
I had to do it
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[Believe him, someone's lack of total interest in his loins or his yogurt (heh) has never stopped him.]
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It so happens that I haven't. Fajitas, then. Take care that they do not disappoint.
[ Will she regret this? Possibly. But she isn't one to cut off a potentially useful connection without good reason...... ]
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