🎵 Believe it or not, Hugh isn't at home 🎵 🎷 Please leave a message at the beep 🎷 🎶 I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone 🎶 🎺 Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home! 🎺
[Lips are sewed shut! It's just unfortunate Wade has, like, 25 years of on-screen sexual tension to unfortunately be burdened with (or fortunately...?)]
oh. wait, rly? sick. ok that makes it a lot easier, thx chuck. yeah ill make it quick if she doesn't rip my skin off first
[The quickness is more for his own benefit, to limit the amount of existential, reality-breaking levels of pain she's probably capable of inflicting. Seriously, how did Pyro last that long?]
uh something something he's been suffering in the void 5ever and it was really hard and stuff and they had no dental plans. but idk what he's complaining about, he had winners like sabertooth and psylocke (off-screen) to hang out with for two decades
chuck I think the last people you should ever meet is the TVA unless you're gonna like microwave their brains. which I would pay to see actually
I try to pick peace over violence whenever possible, but sometimes that simply isn't the option.
[ Charles doesn't like to get his own hands dirty, mostly. He has before, and he'd do it again, but it would be a relief to let someone else kill on his behalf rather than do it himself. It's one of the ways he's morally gray rather than the purity some people see him as.]
Maybe I should scramble their minds. Just a little bit.
[ Charles records "I try to pick peace over violence whenever possible, but sometimes that simply isn't the option." in his most serious Professr X-y tone and sends it to Wade. As a joke. Or is it? He has it now.]
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oh. wait, rly? sick. ok that makes it a lot easier, thx chuck. yeah ill make it quick if she doesn't rip my skin off first
[The quickness is more for his own benefit, to limit the amount of existential, reality-breaking levels of pain she's probably capable of inflicting. Seriously, how did Pyro last that long?]
uh something something he's been suffering in the void 5ever and it was really hard and stuff and they had no dental plans. but idk what he's complaining about, he had winners like sabertooth and psylocke (off-screen) to hang out with for two decades
chuck I think the last people you should ever meet is the TVA unless you're gonna like microwave their brains. which I would pay to see actually
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[ Charles doesn't like to get his own hands dirty, mostly. He has before, and he'd do it again, but it would be a relief to let someone else kill on his behalf rather than do it himself. It's one of the ways he's morally gray rather than the purity some people see him as.]
Maybe I should scramble their minds. Just a little bit.
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[Please do it.]
ok wait THAT'S the sexiest thing youve said. keep that energy if they show up and we'll be all the better for it
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