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[In a perfect imitation (?) of Charles Xavier's voice, a simple message plays when Wade doesn't answer immediately:

"I try to pick peace over violence whenever possible, but sometimes that simply isn't the option."

[The voice abruptly changes to Wade's:]

So be sure to leave a message I can respond to with peace or violence! Either way, we'll have fun. Promise. ♥

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[idolatrized]

I have no idea what kms means.

Twelve? You're really going to go with 12 as the gag?

Are the kids in your universe okay???

[primepool]

and its gonna stay that way so they dont block me on the tiktoks

uh now that you ask, haha, absolutely fucking not, no

[idolatrized]

That's entirely unhelpful, thanks.

And for the record, I'm not that young.

You're the one who even taught me what this thing was.

[The controversial labubu, of course.]

1/2 probably

[primepool]

oh god i hate when people say stuff like that cause it always means they're some gary cooper looking motherfucker that's secretly like 400 years old with a mortgage and 14 exwives

[primepool]

FUCK i meant coleman stupid autocorrect

[primepool]

[These phones don't even have autocorrect --]

and you're welcome. so you should tell me where you found it

ok this is the end actually

[primepool]

and it's not the kids' fault we're on the worst timeline!!

in contrast, i present: 1/2

[idolatrized]

14 ex-wives seems excessive.

[idolatrized]

And only if you say 'pretty please, Jinu'.

1/2 also

[primepool]

you know i can just take it from you right. im not above cradlerobbing

[primepool]

NOT like that i mean it in a demeaning way bc you have a baby face. so it's like robbing a baby. youre the baby

1/2

[idolatrized]

[idolatrized]

Goo goo ga ga.

Just try to take it from me, you N*Sync audition reject.

finally a reason for this icon

[primepool]

[The gasp heard 'round the world.]

YOU TAKE THAT BACK. you probably stanned 98 degrees you CRETIN. im sorry youre so afraid of real talent

[idolatrized]

N*Sync is just pale competition to the Backstreet Boys.

The sooner you accept this, the sooner you can focus on failing to get your hands on a labubu that just so happens to be in your color. ♥

[He's just doing this to hurt you baby, this is a toxic relationship!!!!]

[primepool]

the moment you fall asleep, im shaving all your hair off. and don't worry. i will find you.

[It's a promise.]

[idolatrized]

That's a little dramatic. I bet you're the worst to invite to game nights.

[primepool]

me??? im the funnest board game guy ever. ive never even killed anyone because of monopoly, which is saying something. and ill kick your ass at strip uno.