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🎵 Believe it or not, Hugh isn't at home 🎵
🎷 Please leave a message at the beep 🎷
🎶 I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone 🎶
🎺 Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home! 🎺

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when u remember u have a texting style for a reason

[primepool]

[The fuck?]

how the hell do you know who cthulhu is? dont tell me. read the original story in 1928, you old fuck. may surprise you i dont literally mean The Great Dreamer reupholstered my car

it kind of just showed up that way

[carcajous]

[ What? Oh—

Wait, how does Wade know it was published in 1928? That's the better question, if you ask him. What, does Wade read? Since when? ]

How long ago was this?

[primepool]

did you seriously text me for me to do math for you

ok 2024 - 1928 is uh

old

oh you mean the car. idk like half a week? pretty slick huh. i noticed you haven't mentioned how fucking cool and rad it is

[carcajous]

It moved.

[ Under his ass.

He hates it. ]

[primepool]

yeah it does that. you should try pinching it next time :)

[carcajous]

[ Is he shocked Wade is into this weird shit? No. But also: why. ]

There's not gonna be a next time.

[ He's gonna end up forced to borrow it again, isn't he. Goddamn it. ]

[primepool]

boo you whore. you could do with having a little random fun every once in a while.

anyway, I assume our best buttbuddy cyclops survived his latest bout of alcohol poisoning?

[carcajous]

Hey, he might be yours but he sure as hell ain't mine.

[primepool]

not yet :)~~