What, the asshole tentacle guy? What was he doing upholstering your car?
[ Wade can't know Logan actually met A Tentacle Guy, who he's pretty sure isn't really Cthulhu—can fit inside a building, for one—and Logan's got no idea that this isn't who Wade is referring to. So here they are. ]
when u remember u have a texting style for a reason
how the hell do you know who cthulhu is? dont tell me. read the original story in 1928, you old fuck. may surprise you i dont literally mean The Great Dreamer reupholstered my car
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[ Wade can't know Logan actually met A Tentacle Guy, who he's pretty sure isn't really Cthulhu—can fit inside a building, for one—and Logan's got no idea that this isn't who Wade is referring to. So here they are. ]
when u remember u have a texting style for a reason
how the hell do you know who cthulhu is? dont tell me. read the original story in 1928, you old fuck. may surprise you i dont literally mean The Great Dreamer reupholstered my car
it kind of just showed up that way
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Wait, how does Wade know it was published in 1928? That's the better question, if you ask him. What, does Wade read? Since when? ]
How long ago was this?
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ok 2024 - 1928 is uh
old
oh you mean the car. idk like half a week? pretty slick huh. i noticed you haven't mentioned how fucking cool and rad it is
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[ Under his ass.
He hates it. ]
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There's not gonna be a next time.
[ He's gonna end up forced to borrow it again, isn't he. Goddamn it. ]
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anyway, I assume our best buttbuddy cyclops survived his latest bout of alcohol poisoning?
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