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[In a perfect imitation (?) of Charles Xavier's voice, a simple message plays when Wade doesn't answer immediately:

"I try to pick peace over violence whenever possible, but sometimes that simply isn't the option."

[The voice abruptly changes to Wade's:]

So be sure to leave a message I can respond to with peace or violence! Either way, we'll have fun. Promise. ♥

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[primepool]

[Oh, right. He forgot to mention that.

Heh. Sucker. Hope Scott's not allergic.]

Uh, I think you need to take it up with Cthulhu. What, you're not digging the new style? I find it kind of comforting. When it wraps around your bare skin... that's luxury.

[carcajous]

What, the asshole tentacle guy? What was he doing upholstering your car?

[ Wade can't know Logan actually met A Tentacle Guy, who he's pretty sure isn't really Cthulhu—can fit inside a building, for one—and Logan's got no idea that this isn't who Wade is referring to. So here they are. ]

when u remember u have a texting style for a reason

[primepool]

[The fuck?]

how the hell do you know who cthulhu is? dont tell me. read the original story in 1928, you old fuck. may surprise you i dont literally mean The Great Dreamer reupholstered my car

it kind of just showed up that way

[carcajous]

[ What? Oh—

Wait, how does Wade know it was published in 1928? That's the better question, if you ask him. What, does Wade read? Since when? ]

How long ago was this?

[primepool]

did you seriously text me for me to do math for you

ok 2024 - 1928 is uh

old

oh you mean the car. idk like half a week? pretty slick huh. i noticed you haven't mentioned how fucking cool and rad it is

[carcajous]

It moved.

[ Under his ass.

He hates it. ]

[primepool]

yeah it does that. you should try pinching it next time :)

[carcajous]

[ Is he shocked Wade is into this weird shit? No. But also: why. ]

There's not gonna be a next time.

[ He's gonna end up forced to borrow it again, isn't he. Goddamn it. ]

[primepool]

boo you whore. you could do with having a little random fun every once in a while.

anyway, I assume our best buttbuddy cyclops survived his latest bout of alcohol poisoning?

[carcajous]

Hey, he might be yours but he sure as hell ain't mine.

[primepool]

not yet :)~~