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why? 'cause she's gonna kill pyro for being the most incompetent yet predictable henchman ever? you'll win her over with your shining personality before the psychopathy ever creeps in, promise!
woa, whoa, you came 2 me. you want me to talk your pretty face up, the least you can do is buy me a cuppa, chuckles. figure you know the effect you tend to have on people.
esp. people who are huge, smiley, megalomaniac assholes. not like you know any of THOSE tho, right?
promise it's got nothing to do with flattery! it's called plot armor
hahha you totally knew who I was talking abt. love does some crazy shit to your brain huh. also idk chuck he's got that whole shark look going for him right before the more dramatic murders. pretty smiley when you think abt it
i mean, she's probably mad about being spaghettified, but it's not like I won't survive her zapping my skin off. it's just gonna totally suuuuuck
hey, you started it! also mags is way cooler than cassandra anyway. pls tell him I said that
yeah, I dunno, chuck. I think being literally erased out of existence did a pretty good number on her. I guess the timeline could get all fucky tho. feel like it's one of those things you worry about if it happens. think pyro's just jumpy bc he's been stuck with losers like toad for 27 years
I'm certainly not going to be the one to feed his ego, you'll have to do that yourself.
We're all from an assortment of timelines, it seems like something we should keep in mind. Worst case scenario. Laura seems to have made peace with him for now, or at least tolerates him. You know me, I think it's best if we all try to get along.
oh yeah no ego feeding coming from bumping uglies with an omega-level mutant, sure
I guarantee you there's a lot less worse ppl than cassie who could show up. tho it'd be awkward to have to kill your evil twin in front of you. you know. if she asked for it
eh, pie's harmless. he's just had a growth spurt and is going through the average divorced dad's middle age crisis
[ He'll just ignore the bumping uglies part because it's still a secret and he's confirmed it to no one.]
It's fine, I give you full permission. The best I can ask for is making it quick. Perhaps some inherent part of me wouldn't want a sister of mine to suffer too long.
I only know vague things about him, such as him leaving us to join the Brotherhood. And he said then he went to the Void not that long after. It sounds like a terrible place you were all stuck in. I think I would give the TVA a piece of my mind if I met them.
[Lips are sewed shut! It's just unfortunate Wade has, like, 25 years of on-screen sexual tension to unfortunately be burdened with (or fortunately...?)]
oh. wait, rly? sick. ok that makes it a lot easier, thx chuck. yeah ill make it quick if she doesn't rip my skin off first
[The quickness is more for his own benefit, to limit the amount of existential, reality-breaking levels of pain she's probably capable of inflicting. Seriously, how did Pyro last that long?]
uh something something he's been suffering in the void 5ever and it was really hard and stuff and they had no dental plans. but idk what he's complaining about, he had winners like sabertooth and psylocke (off-screen) to hang out with for two decades
chuck I think the last people you should ever meet is the TVA unless you're gonna like microwave their brains. which I would pay to see actually
I try to pick peace over violence whenever possible, but sometimes that simply isn't the option.
[ Charles doesn't like to get his own hands dirty, mostly. He has before, and he'd do it again, but it would be a relief to let someone else kill on his behalf rather than do it himself. It's one of the ways he's morally gray rather than the purity some people see him as.]
Maybe I should scramble their minds. Just a little bit.
[ Charles records "I try to pick peace over violence whenever possible, but sometimes that simply isn't the option." in his most serious Professr X-y tone and sends it to Wade. As a joke. Or is it? He has it now.]
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esp. people who are huge, smiley, megalomaniac assholes. not like you know any of THOSE tho, right?
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To be fair to Erik, he is hardly smiley, but I take your point.
Will you be in danger if she shows up here too?
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hahha you totally knew who I was talking abt. love does some crazy shit to your brain huh. also idk chuck he's got that whole shark look going for him right before the more dramatic murders. pretty smiley when you think abt it
i mean, she's probably mad about being spaghettified, but it's not like I won't survive her zapping my skin off. it's just gonna totally suuuuuck
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[ No comment on the love doing crazy shit though! It's very true.]
Well if I have plot armor, as you say, I'll do my best to armor the lot of you away from her.
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yeah, I dunno, chuck. I think being literally erased out of existence did a pretty good number on her. I guess the timeline could get all fucky tho. feel like it's one of those things you worry about if it happens. think pyro's just jumpy bc he's been stuck with losers like toad for 27 years
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We're all from an assortment of timelines, it seems like something we should keep in mind. Worst case scenario. Laura seems to have made peace with him for now, or at least tolerates him. You know me, I think it's best if we all try to get along.
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I guarantee you there's a lot less worse ppl than cassie who could show up. tho it'd be awkward to have to kill your evil twin in front of you. you know. if she asked for it
eh, pie's harmless. he's just had a growth spurt and is going through the average divorced dad's middle age crisis
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It's fine, I give you full permission. The best I can ask for is making it quick. Perhaps some inherent part of me wouldn't want a sister of mine to suffer too long.
I only know vague things about him, such as him leaving us to join the Brotherhood. And he said then he went to the Void not that long after. It sounds like a terrible place you were all stuck in. I think I would give the TVA a piece of my mind if I met them.
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oh. wait, rly? sick. ok that makes it a lot easier, thx chuck. yeah ill make it quick if she doesn't rip my skin off first
[The quickness is more for his own benefit, to limit the amount of existential, reality-breaking levels of pain she's probably capable of inflicting. Seriously, how did Pyro last that long?]
uh something something he's been suffering in the void 5ever and it was really hard and stuff and they had no dental plans. but idk what he's complaining about, he had winners like sabertooth and psylocke (off-screen) to hang out with for two decades
chuck I think the last people you should ever meet is the TVA unless you're gonna like microwave their brains. which I would pay to see actually
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[ Charles doesn't like to get his own hands dirty, mostly. He has before, and he'd do it again, but it would be a relief to let someone else kill on his behalf rather than do it himself. It's one of the ways he's morally gray rather than the purity some people see him as.]
Maybe I should scramble their minds. Just a little bit.
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[Please do it.]
ok wait THAT'S the sexiest thing youve said. keep that energy if they show up and we'll be all the better for it
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