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[In a perfect imitation (?) of Charles Xavier's voice, a simple message plays when Wade doesn't answer immediately:

"I try to pick peace over violence whenever possible, but sometimes that simply isn't the option."

[The voice abruptly changes to Wade's:]

So be sure to leave a message I can respond to with peace or violence! Either way, we'll have fun. Promise. ♥

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[idolatrized]

[Jinu did in fact see Wade in a pool of his own misery on the fringes.

He did also leave him to wallow in his suffering. Like anyone sane should.

But that doesn't mean he's totally heartless here. And a perfect distraction from his misery fell into Jinu's lap one particular evening. The image that comes through is grainy, what with the old crappy technology that is their phones. Even so, there's no room for doubt... It's...]

Check it out. Jealous?



[Diabolical.]

[primepool]

[Son of a bitch.]

where the fuck did you find that. where are you. promise i dont wanna know so i can kill you and take it for myself

[idolatrized]

And here I thought you'd be happy for me. 😟

No 'congratulations, saja babe'? 'Happy for you, my little gimbap'?

[primepool]

ok i might go with the second one if you promise that isn't going to get me cancelled (again)

[idolatrized]

Get what cancelled?

Is that how kids say 'killed'? Like 'unalived'?

[HE'S LEARNING, HE'S LEARNING, IT'S JUST OUT OF ORDER]

[primepool]

"kids"? oh god, the call is coming from inside the building. you're the kids. what're you, like 12?

also please don't ever say unalived again I will literally kms

[idolatrized]

I have no idea what kms means.

Twelve? You're really going to go with 12 as the gag?

Are the kids in your universe okay???

[primepool]

and its gonna stay that way so they dont block me on the tiktoks

uh now that you ask, haha, absolutely fucking not, no

[idolatrized]

That's entirely unhelpful, thanks.

And for the record, I'm not that young.

You're the one who even taught me what this thing was.

[The controversial labubu, of course.]

1/2 probably

[primepool]

oh god i hate when people say stuff like that cause it always means they're some gary cooper looking motherfucker that's secretly like 400 years old with a mortgage and 14 exwives

[primepool]

FUCK i meant coleman stupid autocorrect

[primepool]

[These phones don't even have autocorrect --]

and you're welcome. so you should tell me where you found it

ok this is the end actually

[primepool]

and it's not the kids' fault we're on the worst timeline!!

in contrast, i present: 1/2

[idolatrized]

14 ex-wives seems excessive.

[idolatrized]

And only if you say 'pretty please, Jinu'.

1/2 also

[primepool]

you know i can just take it from you right. im not above cradlerobbing

[primepool]

NOT like that i mean it in a demeaning way bc you have a baby face. so it's like robbing a baby. youre the baby

1/2

[idolatrized]

[idolatrized]

Goo goo ga ga.

Just try to take it from me, you N*Sync audition reject.

finally a reason for this icon

[primepool]

[The gasp heard 'round the world.]

YOU TAKE THAT BACK. you probably stanned 98 degrees you CRETIN. im sorry youre so afraid of real talent

[idolatrized]

N*Sync is just pale competition to the Backstreet Boys.

The sooner you accept this, the sooner you can focus on failing to get your hands on a labubu that just so happens to be in your color. ♥

[He's just doing this to hurt you baby, this is a toxic relationship!!!!]

[primepool]

the moment you fall asleep, im shaving all your hair off. and don't worry. i will find you.

[It's a promise.]

[idolatrized]

That's a little dramatic. I bet you're the worst to invite to game nights.

[primepool]

me??? im the funnest board game guy ever. ive never even killed anyone because of monopoly, which is saying something. and ill kick your ass at strip uno.